pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
Ive always liked pence because he’s so chill, he sees a 7 foot tall clown makeup’d dude and a jesse mcartney wannabee, both in shady black cult cloaks and wielding weird-ass weapons, and he’s just like “hello friends. did you lose something? dont worry I am pence I am here to help ITS TIME FOR A POP QUIZ”
(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)
friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭
we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)
it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)
dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
can i delete this entire world
favorite anime [1/6] : soul eater
“Right and wrong are determined by the people who hold positions of authority, that’s the way it has always been so how then can anyone know this truth you speak of? Don’t you see that truth long ago became a shadow of itself, it’s a mere echo of the past now… The world is one big moral gray area, it just makes you feel safer that it can be categorized into good and bad that’s not actually how it works.”
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
Tell me how this show isn’t on Netflix like srsly
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I wish some people would just realize that we’re teenagers and even if you don’t really notice it, this is the high point of our lives. Do you really want to look back on it and remember drama and gossip? Live, have fun, and just enjoy yourself and everything around you